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 Jul 14 2008, 06:21 PM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86  |
I think you mean it was NOT in AI Jacob. LOL
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Jul 15 2008, 05:16 AM
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 Super Ninja Group: Members Posts: 313 Joined: 12-December 07 From: Glendale CA Member No.: 4,714 |
lmfao. yeah, even with a pill there is still that chance. safe sex is great sex, so you better wear a latex, cuz you dont want that late text, saying i think im late text. wow. im cheesy. lmfao
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Jul 16 2008, 05:33 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86 |
Haha nice way to put it Paradoks. I think there is this new thing where the doctor places something inside the female and they can keep it in them for a few months and they wont get pregnant. I don't know anything about the side effects so i wouldn't know. BUT MAKE HER TAKE A LOT OF PARSLEY. lol
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Jul 16 2008, 06:18 PM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,102 Joined: 2-June 07 From: United States Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE(IamShipon1988 @ Jul 16 2008, 01:33 PM)  Haha nice way to put it Paradoks. I think there is this new thing where the doctor places something inside the female and they can keep it in them for a few months and they wont get pregnant. I don't know anything about the side effects so i wouldn't know. BUT MAKE HER TAKE A LOT OF PARSLEY. lol There are so many nowadays  Maybe something like NuvaRing? QUOTE(Tom @ Jul 16 2008, 02:06 PM) The coil? If that's what you mean, it ain't so new. But still. Hmm, never even heard of that. Interesting. |
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Jul 20 2008, 07:10 PM
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 Newbie Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 15-January 08 Member No.: 7,077 |
Your happy to screw her, but not happy to imagine the rest of your life with her.
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Jul 20 2008, 07:38 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,102 Joined: 2-June 07 From: United States Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE(Kellyjaz @ Jul 20 2008, 03:10 PM) Your happy to screw her, but not happy to imagine the rest of your life with her. Where did you come from? 
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Jul 20 2008, 09:03 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 15-January 08 Member No.: 7,077 |
lol, Hello there young man.
This thread just proves my theory, that the men of this generation are cowards. |
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Jul 20 2008, 10:24 PM
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 Hosting Abuse Staff Group: Moderators Posts: 2,933 Joined: 14-February 08 From: Fort Myers FL, USA Member No.: 10,089 |
QUOTE(Kellyjaz @ Jul 20 2008, 05:03 PM) lol, Hello there young man. This thread just proves my theory, that the men of this generation are cowards. So i'm pretty sure your drunk. You make no sense. |
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Jul 21 2008, 01:18 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,102 Joined: 2-June 07 From: United States Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE(Kellyjaz @ Jul 20 2008, 05:03 PM) lol, Hello there young man. This thread just proves my theory, that the men of this generation are cowards. You are just mad because we terrorized you on V5. |
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Jul 21 2008, 08:43 AM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
QUOTE(Kellyjaz @ Jul 21 2008, 05:10 AM) Your happy to screw her, but not happy to imagine the rest of your life with her. Haha. You are a joke. I wish I was here in v5 to terrorise you. This has nothing to do with not wanting to spend my life with her. It has to do with the fact that I couldn't support a family and I would rather (if it did happen) to be able to give the child a decent life as to compared to the life it could have been given. QUOTE(Kellyjaz @ Jul 21 2008, 07:03 AM) lol, Hello there young man. This thread just proves my theory, that the men of this generation are cowards. Men of this generation are cowards? Then why is it more men then ever before are leaving there families and friends to help protect your lame, sorry arse in wars around the world? Jacob. |
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Jul 21 2008, 11:33 AM
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 Ninja Group: Members Posts: 209 Joined: 13-July 08 From: Yorkshire, England Member No.: 45,804 |
PREGNANT!? You're 16! Although in England that isn't a big deal because everyones parents here.
 Just noticed she was joking... |
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Jul 21 2008, 02:29 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 15-January 08 Member No.: 7,077 |
QUOTE(Cmain @ Jul 21 2008, 01:18 AM) You are just mad because we terrorized you on V5. hahaha, no. QUOTE(NaRzY @ Jul 21 2008, 08:43 AM) Haha. You are a joke. I wish I was here in v5 to terrorise you. This has nothing to do with not wanting to spend my life with her. It has to do with the fact that I couldn't support a family and I would rather (if it did happen) to be able to give the child a decent life as to compared to the life it could have been given. Men of this generation are cowards? Then why is it more men then ever before are leaving there families and friends to help protect your lame, sorry arse in wars around the world? Jacob. When we had V5 faggots were not allowed to join this forum. |
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Jul 22 2008, 02:42 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 22-July 08 Member No.: 48,470 |
Congratulations Jacob,
welcome to the club. I lived this situation for three times in the past, about twenty years ago. And today, my girlfriend and me we're proud of our three children. It is great to be father and mother, it is clear. Only when you are, you are able to understand, hundred, better say thousand of things that our parents tried to talk us about. And us, well, you know, we never heared them, of course. This is the way the world gone, go and will go. But, really, Jacob, believe me, please, you'll be happy as father. Indeed, after I have read your post. You are a great person. Congratulations again. Regards, Redpeak. |
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Jul 22 2008, 07:05 PM
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Ninja Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 24-October 07 From: My house Member No.: 1,825 |
Instead of having to worry about all this shit you can get a vasectomy;)
ooooooorrrrr you can be a good little boy and stop having sex till you're married  (pssst I prefer the second choice)
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Jul 23 2008, 08:53 PM
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Marvellous Ninja Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: 6-July 08 From: Orlando, Florida Member No.: 43,434 |
QUOTE Instead of having to worry about all this shit you can get a vasectomy;) ooooooorrrrr you can be a good little boy and stop having sex till you're married happy.gif (pssst I prefer the second choice) ive heard thers alot of lawn care products that can make you sterile. So your third option would be just doing alot more yard work... |
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Sep 1 2008, 03:05 PM
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 28-August 08 From: Kansas, U.S.A. Member No.: 57,151 |
That's pretty fucked up though, it's not really something to joke about. Maybe I am just a little too serious on the subject. Between my boyfriend and myself, we have 5 children and if I were to joke about something like that, it would be heart stopping. Children (even one) are a lot of work and an announcement like that should stop your heart, it's a big responsibility. Although, if you're considering having a child instead of waiting the time of the gestational period, I am positive I could spare one of ours.
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Sep 10 2008, 12:02 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 28 Joined: 4-September 08 Member No.: 58,314 |
i have experienced it. and trust me it feels like a fist blow to the nose! your mind goes numb, thatz the only moment when you cannot think of anything else in the world...alll that comes to your mind is '...that cant be true!"
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Sep 10 2008, 12:29 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
Well, I was horrified as all when she told me and she has never said a word since regarding it so may be it stays that way.
QUOTE("eNVoXia") Between my boyfriend and myself, we have 5 children Fuck sake! 5? I could barely handle one! Jacob. |
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Sep 10 2008, 02:16 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86 |
Wow 5! What's the age difference between them?
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Sep 10 2008, 04:43 PM
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Ninja Group: Members Posts: 209 Joined: 13-July 08 From: Yorkshire, England Member No.: 45,804 |
maybe they're quintuplets.... man that would kill to have them surely
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