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 Jul 10 2008, 11:52 PM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,102 Joined: 2-June 07 From: United States Member No.: 14  |
QUOTE(Trippin7464 @ Jul 10 2008, 07:32 PM)  No no no no no, this is not birth control, this is the abortion pill. You can't buy them in the states (yea you could go to an abortion center but thats more expensive I think). Not like I care, i'm way more careful than that. And if my gf would have told me that I would have started punching the stomach, HARD. There won't be any more me's running around til i'm ready to have them take over the world. That pill is pretty dangerous. It would be much safer to go to a clinic. |
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Jul 11 2008, 08:39 AM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
Well good thing she didn't have the little fucker then.
Jacob. |
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Jul 12 2008, 02:45 AM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86 |
Oh hey Jacob, if she missed her period, have her drink tea and add some parsley leaf to it. Its best she adds fresh ones. Trust me it works. I've had similar experience and I made sure my girlfriend drank atlest one cup of tea with diced parsley leaf a day.
@Trippin: WTF is wrong with you man. You'd punch her stomach and make her take a pill that has nearly 30% of failure and possibility of a serious issue? I would never even think about that. I would rather have the child and/or go to the clinic. |
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Jul 12 2008, 03:13 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 33 Joined: 14-December 07 Member No.: 4,940 |
narzy to have a baby you'd have to get a girl to have sex with your first. lolz
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Jul 12 2008, 03:15 AM
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 Hosting Abuse Staff Group: Moderators Posts: 2,933 Joined: 14-February 08 From: Fort Myers FL, USA Member No.: 10,089 |
Seriously? Gullable much?
I don't hit women unless they strike first, and even then i'd have to be bleating. QUOTE(Jetteh22 @ Jul 9 2008, 02:59 PM) I thought you actually had to have sex to get someone pregnant? QUOTE(Bill Gates @ Jul 11 2008, 11:13 PM) narzy to have a baby you'd have to get a girl to have sex with your first. lolz Nice job Bill, that joke was already said. Now it's stale. |
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Jul 12 2008, 04:54 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86 |
Sorry tripping, I misread your post a little. Thought you were serious about punching someone like that.
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Jul 12 2008, 11:24 AM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja  Group: Community Helper Posts: 1,756 Joined: 11-November 07 From: HouseMaybe? Member No.: 2,689 |
QUOTE(iamandy @ Jul 8 2008, 09:17 PM) kick the bitch in the fanny.. that will teach her. lmfao! But you could allways through her infront of a bus ? ^ tis a joke, you feel me 
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Jul 12 2008, 02:23 PM
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 Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 835 Joined: 10-April 08 From: England Member No.: 18,404 |
She sounds pretty stupid, you should definitely get revenge.
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Jul 12 2008, 02:25 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 1,756 Joined: 11-November 07 From: HouseMaybe? Member No.: 2,689 |
QUOTE(Davey90r @ Jul 12 2008, 03:23 PM) She sounds pretty stupid, you should definitely get revenge. What is it you have on your mind ? Jacob you could say you got the snip lmao. Acctully may not work. |
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Jul 12 2008, 02:46 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 835 Joined: 10-April 08 From: England Member No.: 18,404 |
Tell her that's the second pregnancy scare you had that week.
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Jul 12 2008, 03:44 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 1,756 Joined: 11-November 07 From: HouseMaybe? Member No.: 2,689 |
QUOTE(Davey90r @ Jul 12 2008, 03:46 PM) Tell her that's the second pregnancy scare you had that week. lol, fake that hes cheatin on her ? |
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Jul 12 2008, 04:24 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 1,562 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Rochester, NY Member No.: 86 |
No that way she'll suspect he is cheating on her throughout the relationship and will not go well at all.
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Jul 12 2008, 05:48 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 835 Joined: 10-April 08 From: England Member No.: 18,404 |
Well joking about cheating is about the same as joking about being pregnant... neither are exactly funny in my opinion.
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Jul 12 2008, 07:04 PM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 1,756 Joined: 11-November 07 From: HouseMaybe? Member No.: 2,689 |
QUOTE(Tom @ Jul 12 2008, 07:42 PM) Andy basically stole my joke. Not amused. lol |
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Jul 13 2008, 02:54 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
Wow, this is getting intense. Lol. Yes, Bill Gates you do have to have sex with a girl to get them pregnant. Didn't your mother ever tell you that?
Jacob. |
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Jul 13 2008, 09:33 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 1,756 Joined: 11-November 07 From: HouseMaybe? Member No.: 2,689 |
QUOTE(Bill Gates @ Jul 12 2008, 04:13 AM) narzy to have a baby you'd have to get a girl to have sex with your first. lolz Clever Boy :] |
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Jul 13 2008, 11:52 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
Hmm, the whole "you have to have sex with a girl to get here preggers" is starting to get old and pointless. That's a little obvious.
Jacob. |
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Jul 13 2008, 04:06 PM
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 Marvellous Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 533 Joined: 30-May 07 From: England Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE(Tom @ Jul 12 2008, 07:42 PM) Andy basically stole my joke. Not amused. You're just jealous because i cracked it before you
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Jul 13 2008, 08:52 PM
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Marvellous Ninja Group: Community Helper Posts: 533 Joined: 30-May 07 From: England Member No.: 13 |
Oh that one.. i thought you meant second one.. i was just suggesting a easier approach.
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Jul 14 2008, 11:00 AM
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Outrageously Uber Ninja Group: Moderators Posts: 5,140 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Australia Member No.: 25,876 |
Well, luckily it wasn't in AI, it was in real life Tom.
Jacob. |
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