Well I've had a lot on my mind lately and I just don't know the answer.....PLEASE HELP BEFORE I GO INSANE!!!
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Thanks for the help!
Kevin
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most of them were stupid(bloody yanks),
but some were funny
but some were funny
lol i didnt write them, just got bored lol, http://www.crazythoughts.com/. Sadly I think ther all histarical (wow ive never used that word before, did i spell it right?lol)
Kevin
Kevin
Wow. Some interesting thoughts here Kevin. I liked a lot of them. Haha.
Jacob.
Jacob.
QUOTE(NaRzY @ Aug 8 2008, 02:12 AM) 
Wow. Some interesting thoughts here Kevin. I liked a lot of them. Haha.
Jacob.
Jacob.
lol thanks
hysterical
Lol, I like these:
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Each one lamer than the last.
Here's my answers!
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? - hotdogs aren't popular fast-food
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? - the one on the left
What is Satan's last name? - clause/kringle
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - so they don't get grossed out ahead of time xD
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? - around their ankle?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? - yes
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? - obviously....
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? - no, you'd burn
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? - lol no
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? - you are no help to the court and are told to leave
Do they bury people with their braces on? - xD sometimes
How far east can you go before you're heading west? - ... as long as you head east you head east
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? - self rhetorical
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? - they go to other dentists
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? - ??? I have noo clue
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. - that's confusing
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? - for fun of course
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? - xD lol that's to funny
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? - cause you are the only person that matters
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? - uhhhh
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? - cause artificial phails
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? - no
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? - hahaha very funny, NOT!
lol these are just my opinions
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? - hotdogs aren't popular fast-food
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? - the one on the left
What is Satan's last name? - clause/kringle
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - so they don't get grossed out ahead of time xD
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? - around their ankle?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? - yes
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? - obviously....
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? - no, you'd burn
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? - lol no
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? - you are no help to the court and are told to leave
Do they bury people with their braces on? - xD sometimes
How far east can you go before you're heading west? - ... as long as you head east you head east
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? - self rhetorical
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? - they go to other dentists
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? - ??? I have noo clue
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. - that's confusing
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? - for fun of course
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? - xD lol that's to funny
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? - cause you are the only person that matters
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? - uhhhh
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? - cause artificial phails
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? - no
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? - hahaha very funny, NOT!
lol these are just my opinions
lmao im glad some people unlilke ib have a sense of humor 
lol
lol
xD hey K you have 320 posts but I've never seen you here before I don't think 0_0
Oh well xD
Oh well xD
lol ive seen you around, probably 300 of those posts are from asking for help lol
QUOTE(nitsuarox @ Aug 8 2008, 01:37 PM)
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? - hotdogs aren't popular fast-food
What is Satan's last name? - clause/kringle
What is Satan's last name? - clause/kringle
Some McDonald's do sell hot dogs, at my super wal mart I've seen them. I wouldn't eat one though, I think it would taste pretty gross.
And as for Satan's last name, you saw it said SATAN (as in the devil) not Santa?
QUOTE(nitsuarox @ Aug 8 2008, 02:49 PM)
xD hey K you have 320 posts but I've never seen you here before I don't think 0_0
Oh well xD
Oh well xD
Most of his posts are in the web design or HTML help forums. I see him all the time. Although I think this is the first time Kevin has posted outside of those forums.
Lol trips right, I'm trying to start expanding into the other parts of these forums lol. Trying to help people out if I can and what not 
.
P:S: @trippin: Thanks for all the help you've given me
. P:S: @trippin: Thanks for all the help you've given me
No problem Kevin, I try to help when I can, and your an easy student. haha
haha ill take that as a compliment
QUOTE(Trippin7464 @ Aug 8 2008, 07:23 PM)
And as for Satan's last name, you saw it said SATAN (as in the devil) not Santa?
Most of his posts are in the web design or HTML help forums. I see him all the time. Although I think this is the first time Kevin has posted outside of those forums.
Most of his posts are in the web design or HTML help forums. I see him all the time. Although I think this is the first time Kevin has posted outside of those forums.
lol I thought is said santa, if it's SATAN then his last name is Lucifer or Crucifer I think
and that explains why I dont see him xD
lol I liked the first answer, it was funnier lol
QUOTE(nitsuarox @ Aug 8 2008, 05:37 PM)
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - so they don't get grossed out ahead of time xD
Lol
QUOTE(nitsuarox @ Aug 8 2008, 05:37 PM)
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? - lol no
Hahaha, they'd be busy trying to eat you!
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