US President George W.Bush has announced he is going to run for President of Egypt after his term as US President expires next year. "I can't run for this job here anymore," Bush said. "But Egypt is a nice place and I can go fishing in the Suez Canal, so I think I will apply for the job there." Robert Mugabe, current President of Zimbabwe, is expected to loose the election there. He has been mentioned as a possible running mate for George W. Bush. It is unknown how the Bush-Mugabe ticket will do in Egypt.

Happy April 1

sorry I was late to put this.