Alright the rules are simple, post only one sentence to continue on with the story.... SIMPLE eh?
let me start...


One day, i woke up and walked outside my house.

I suddenly froze to peer into the dark mysterious hole which my eyes had become transfixed on, why was there a huge hole in my road? what was in it? I suspected it was a force of nature or possibly something even unearthly.

just as my mind was racing with these thoughts i was suddenly shoved into the monstrous gaping hole and as my life flashed before my eyes as i fell into the mad love jungle.

As I descended into the dark nothingness which was presented before me, I began to ponder over why I thought this gaping hole as a 'mad love jungle'; however my thoughts were soon impeded by a gargantuan '@' sign entering my peripheral vision, I started to tremble.

Although many would belong to their endless pit of nothingness, like a mole would belong to its potato field, it was inevitable for me to notice the "@" sign, gleaming through the corner of my eye and to fall through a gap in eternity, knowing that i could only be saved from the sign by three drops of pantene hair conditioner, and beginning to construct the paper mache wings that would lead me to what i needed most in the world...

love... Those paper mache wings and drops of pantene hair conditioner were there to give me what I wanted... an angel. And of this angel I received a woman with flimsy yet strong wings that could fly me where I wanted while giving me the opportunity to interact with the softest, light feeling, most moisterized, quenched, straight, shining, gleaming, beautiful hair I've ever gotten my hands on!

At least that was until I realised the truth of what she really was: nothing. This was strange as I have never hallucinated such abnormalities in my life, which made me wonder what was causing it.

A lot of people cheated.

as i looked down to see a needle stuck in my arm, i soon realized why i had been hallucinating.

So, I then put the needle up and cleaned up my arm whilst thinking about what I've been doing wrong and how I can change it.

As i was thinking, i wondered how this day could get any worse, until out of the corner of my eye i saw the absolute weirdest figure.