This game is quite simple. Someone posts a sentence. Someone then posts another sentence. Only post simple sentences. No complex sentences

This is allowed:
Poster 1: A man went to McDonalds.
Poster 2: A man went to McDonalds. He then had a walk in the park.
Poster 3: A man went to McDonalds. He then had a walk in the park, and he enjoyed it.
Poster 4: A man went to McDonalds. He then had a walk in the park, and he enjoyed it. A woman walked passed him.
Poster 5: A man went to McDonalds. He then had a walk in the park, and he enjoyed it. A woman, who was very ugly, walked passed him.

This is not allowed:
Poster 1: A man got into his car and it broke down.

or

Poster 1: A man, who was drunk, got into his car.

This game is very fun and you end up with mad, random stories.

I'll start:

A drunk man entered a pet shop.