Anyways, I arrived home from New Zealand today (best fun ever!) and as I walked into the incoming lounge (where you wait for people after flights), my girlfriend was waiting there as you do, she ran up to me and I got lots of hugs and kisses but then she grabbed my hand smiled at me and said "Jacob, I am pregnant." I am not going to lie to you, at that moment I thought my life was over and my jaw dropped to the ground. I nearly burst into tears.
Obviously, she seen my reaction and assured my she was joking...I am not sure to believe her or not though. :| .
Although, this struck a very real chord up in my brain, what would have happened if she wasn't joking? What if it was true? I am wondering what people here would do...
Of course, I would take care of it and raise it but wow...I was so shocked to be told in an airport, just after the 2nd greatest weekend of my life, that my girlfriend was pregnant...
Comments, and discussion welcome.

Jacob.

Wow, i would be shocked aswell lol, Maybe its ture or as she said a joke but you cant be sure maybe you should stick around with her and go places with her to see if she is going to the abortaion place (lawl) and see if trying to get an abortion or try get the full truth from her.
Has she stoped speaking to you? Not acting as herself? i duno haha...

Nah. She's all normal and that, One of her aunties had a baby so may be that's where she got this freaky idea.

Jacob.

Ha, good one! How long did she wait before revealing it was a joke?

BTW, Crown might be on to something, I'd want to be a little more sure it was a joke.

Well, it felt like forever that I was standing there wondering how much worse my life could get but it was probs more like a couple of minutes. The thing that got me was that she has never joked about that sort of thing so I was like wwoooaaahhhh!!!.

Jacob.

lol, man they dont do that now

kick the bitch in the fanny.. that will teach her.

LMFAO!!!


HAHAHAHAH

But if she kicked us i the balls it would hurt even more!


But LMAO @ ur coment

Haha.. that was funny. But have you tried to talk to her about that afterwards? At least once? It could because of your reaction that she backed away (not literally) but then again, you know her more than I do.

iph that where to happen, and my girlphriend was jokin. I would Dephinatly get her back phor that.

I was considering getting her back, but then I was like well I will get no box if I do that and that will make any man . Lol.
We did speak after and we did confirm she was joking (thank fucking god).

Jacob.

I thought you actually had to have sex to get someone pregnant?

OH NO HE DEH'INT!!


yea, you should get her back.. by saying something; "Yeah, i've been sleeping with your mum.. and i can honestly say shes better at giving head than you are."

Haha.. or say "Oh good. I thought I got another girl pregnant"

lol...

or "Phew! My guilt is gone!" something to that affect ... this reminds me... anyone saw the prank where the office called this dude's wife and said he had sex with the secretary? lol, can't find it now but that was funny!

whatever... this has gone off topic... glad you got it figured out NaRzY

It's called "The Pill" jacob. It's around 300 bucks ordered from overseas. I don't know the real name for it, but you need to act fast, because you wait too long and she could really be popping out some "loved ones", I say better to be safe than sorry. And 300 bucks is alot cheaper than raising that kid, 300 bucks probably wouldn't even cover the doctors bills alone, so just think about it.

You mean the birth-control pill I'm assuming. You do not have to order it from overseas, go to the doctor. You might be talking about Plan B which you can also get with or without prescription depending on age. I'm assuming she is already on the pill though...

i didnt do it

Yea, she is on the pill (birth control) but it is still a very small chance she could get pregnant. Just imagine if she forgot? . I think I will go with "Oh fuck, for a second there I thought I got another chick pregnant.." and she how that goes down.

Jacob.

No no no no no, this is not birth control, this is the abortion pill. You can't buy them in the states (yea you could go to an abortion center but thats more expensive I think).

Not like I care, i'm way more careful than that. And if my gf would have told me that I would have started punching the stomach, HARD. There won't be any more me's running around til i'm ready to have them take over the world.

That pill is pretty dangerous. It would be much safer to go to a clinic.

Well good thing she didn't have the little fucker then.

Jacob.

Oh hey Jacob, if she missed her period, have her drink tea and add some parsley leaf to it. Its best she adds fresh ones. Trust me it works. I've had similar experience and I made sure my girlfriend drank atlest one cup of tea with diced parsley leaf a day.

@Trippin: WTF is wrong with you man. You'd punch her stomach and make her take a pill that has nearly 30% of failure and possibility of a serious issue? I would never even think about that. I would rather have the child and/or go to the clinic.

narzy to have a baby you'd have to get a girl to have sex with your first. lolz

Seriously? Gullable much?
I don't hit women unless they strike first, and even then i'd have to be bleating.





Nice job Bill, that joke was already said. Now it's stale.

Sorry tripping, I misread your post a little. Thought you were serious about punching someone like that.

lmfao!

But you could allways through her infront of a bus ?

^ tis a joke, you feel me

She sounds pretty stupid, you should definitely get revenge.

What is it you have on your mind ?

Jacob you could say you got the snip lmao.

Acctully may not work.

Tell her that's the second pregnancy scare you had that week.

lol, fake that hes cheatin on her ?

No that way she'll suspect he is cheating on her throughout the relationship and will not go well at all.

Well joking about cheating is about the same as joking about being pregnant... neither are exactly funny in my opinion.

lol

Wow, this is getting intense. Lol. Yes, Bill Gates you do have to have sex with a girl to get them pregnant. Didn't your mother ever tell you that?

Jacob.

Clever Boy :]

Hmm, the whole "you have to have sex with a girl to get here preggers" is starting to get old and pointless. That's a little obvious.

Jacob.

You're just jealous because i cracked it before you

Oh that one.. i thought you meant second one.. i was just suggesting a easier approach.

Well, luckily it wasn't in AI, it was in real life Tom.

Jacob.

I think you mean it was NOT in AI Jacob. LOL

lmfao. yeah, even with a pill there is still that chance. safe sex is great sex, so you better wear a latex, cuz you dont want that late text, saying i think im late text. wow. im cheesy. lmfao

Haha nice way to put it Paradoks. I think there is this new thing where the doctor places something inside the female and they can keep it in them for a few months and they wont get pregnant. I don't know anything about the side effects so i wouldn't know. BUT MAKE HER TAKE A LOT OF PARSLEY. lol

There are so many nowadays

Maybe something like NuvaRing?



Hmm, never even heard of that. Interesting.

Your happy to screw her, but not happy to imagine the rest of your life with her.

Where did you come from?

lol, Hello there young man.

This thread just proves my theory, that the men of this generation are cowards.

So i'm pretty sure your drunk. You make no sense.

You are just mad because we terrorized you on V5.

Haha. You are a joke. I wish I was here in v5 to terrorise you.
This has nothing to do with not wanting to spend my life with her. It has to do with the fact that I couldn't support a family and I would rather (if it did happen) to be able to give the child a decent life as to compared to the life it could have been given.

Men of this generation are cowards?
Then why is it more men then ever before are leaving there families and friends to help protect your lame, sorry arse in wars around the world?

Jacob.